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18歲,正處於血氣方剛、荷爾蒙旺盛的青春期的孔丘從小因天資聰穎、求知欲過人、念什麼會什麼、眾名門夫子都被孔丘給考倒和羞辱。飽讀詩書的他唯一嗜好就是去各大私塾登門踢館,還奪得『魯國第一夫子殺手』的名號!這樣的他惹得眾夫子不悅,決定給年輕氣盛的孔丘一個教訓!他被抓進布袋裡狠揍到口吐白沫,臨終前大喊著,「可恨、生不逢時啊!」就這樣帶著滿腔熱血的孔丘離開了人世。而他在奈何橋與鄭智勝的「巧遇」,讓他幸運保有孔丘的記憶和知識,直接投胎來到2012年「城市科技大學」,當上俗稱魔神仔的「企二丙」老師~在這個混亂的環境,面對這個師道淪喪的世代,年輕氣盛的孔丘能依舊保持他教育的理念嗎?他要如何收服現代的新新人類?把他們變成莘莘學子呢?誰說論語是過時的LKK才看的?熱血孔丘和新世代學子,又會撞擊出怎樣驚天動地的火花呢?

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